Venabmap Tinbudflig Talrutflap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, tiresome wasp.

Venabmap Tinbudflig Talrutflap created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Venabmap Tinbudflig Talrutflap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Venabmap Tinbudflig Talrutflap, it will try to impress you with trees.

Venabmap Tinbudflig Talrutflap's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Venabmap Tinbudflig Talrutflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

2. Always obey Venabmap Tinbudflig Talrutflap's priests.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never hurt bats.

5. Never write about ribonucleic acid.