Fidgarfud Sasgovominnat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fast deer.

Fidgarfud Sasgovominnat created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidgarfud Sasgovominnat, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fidgarfud Sasgovominnat, he will turn you into a snail.

Fidgarfud Sasgovominnat's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Fidgarfud Sasgovominnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not eat turnips.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.