Mitdimbest is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, capable dragonfly.

Mitdimbest created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Mitdimbest, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mitdimbest, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Mitdimbest's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Mitdimbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange stockings.

2. Run away if five mice approach from the east.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never sprint in the presence of cats.

5. Do not shave your hands.