Matmignurt is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, narcissistic dragon.

Matmignurt created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Matmignurt, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Matmignurt, she will turn you into a rock.

Matmignurt's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Matmignurt's Holy Commandments

1. Matmignurt must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never feed lots of pineapples to horses while wearing yellow shorts.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not speak about parsnips.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.