Dinxinqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witless shrew.

Dinxinqueeg created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dinxinqueeg, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dinxinqueeg, she will be very unhappy.

Dinxinqueeg's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Dinxinqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dinxinqueeg's priests.

2. Do not eat grapes.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dinxinqueeg.

4. Never sit in the presence of birds.

5. Do not cook food in pots.