Mitbessdot is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, fussy warg.

Mitbessdot created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Mitbessdot, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mitbessdot, she will throw large rocks at you.

Mitbessdot's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Mitbessdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Never think ill of sick otters.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Never talk about dark energy.