Quafcimmif is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful ferret.

Quafcimmif created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafcimmif, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quafcimmif, he will turn you into a puffin.

Quafcimmif's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Quafcimmif's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat turnips.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Pray towards the north.