Ortdavloop is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ill-tempered wasp.

Ortdavloop created light six million years ago.

If you believe in Ortdavloop, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ortdavloop, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ortdavloop's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Ortdavloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Ortdavloop on top of all buildings.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always take life seriously.