Disscissmum is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, intelligent wren.

Disscissmum created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Disscissmum, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Disscissmum, he will destroy your home solar system.

Disscissmum's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Disscissmum's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never think about special relativity near aardvarks while wearing indigo dresses and balancing four platinum spheres on your neck.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Sheep are not to be trusted.