Bodtagcuncin is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, self-assured frog.

Bodtagcuncin created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodtagcuncin, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bodtagcuncin, she will refuse to believe in you.

Bodtagcuncin's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bodtagcuncin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never hurt whales.

3. Never think ill of sick mice.

4. Always wear white.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.