Stigarmgid is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, duplicitous ant.

Stigarmgid created matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigarmgid, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Stigarmgid, he will send minions to preach to you.

Stigarmgid's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Stigarmgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stigarmgid.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Run away from orange whales, for they are unholy.

5. Always help pigs in need.