Gunhakratnurttafbot is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, capable horse.

Gunhakratnurttafbot created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gunhakratnurttafbot, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gunhakratnurttafbot, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gunhakratnurttafbot's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Gunhakratnurttafbot's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always help sick sheep.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.