Flanrutquim is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, loving guinea pig.

Flanrutquim created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanrutquim, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flanrutquim, it will manifest in front of you.

Flanrutquim's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Flanrutquim's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

2. Never hurt whales.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.