Dumvagomt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, annoying turtle.

Dumvagomt created life seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dumvagomt, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dumvagomt, she will turn you into a rat.

Dumvagomt's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Dumvagomt's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dumvagomt.

2. Never wear fawn boots.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dumvagomt.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always look after injured squirrels.
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