Lenbusdavpangrilfud is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, boastful dove.

Lenbusdavpangrilfud created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenbusdavpangrilfud, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lenbusdavpangrilfud, it will laugh at you.

Lenbusdavpangrilfud's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Lenbusdavpangrilfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lenbusdavpangrilfud.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.