Flynelldob Cunhimfudbid Cencarcip is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, narcissistic pig.

Flynelldob Cunhimfudbid Cencarcip created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flynelldob Cunhimfudbid Cencarcip, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flynelldob Cunhimfudbid Cencarcip, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Flynelldob Cunhimfudbid Cencarcip's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Flynelldob Cunhimfudbid Cencarcip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Flynelldob Cunhimfudbid Cencarcip in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flynelldob Cunhimfudbid Cencarcip.
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