Cusscenren is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, humorless hedgehog.

Cusscenren created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusscenren, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cusscenren, he will be mildly annoyed.

Cusscenren's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Cusscenren's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about optics near frogs while wearing violet skirts.

5. Cusscenren loves pigs, so they must be honoured.
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