Pibyamzak is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, quiet beaver.

Pibyamzak created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibyamzak, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pibyamzak, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Pibyamzak's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Pibyamzak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Pibyamzak in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about optics near dolphins while wearing cyan kilts and balancing three lead spheres on your legs.

3. Put Pibyamzak first in all things.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Pibyamzak.

5. Always wear mauve.
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