Tarbadmab is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, wise
fairy.
Tarbadmab created the solar system four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tarbadmab, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Tarbadmab, he will destroy your home solar system.
Tarbadmab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.
Tarbadmab's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the west.
2. Never run in holy places.
3. Learn nine new languages a year.
4. Do not hurt hamsters.
5. Always help sheep.