Taillarnrag is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, boastful finch.

Taillarnrag created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Taillarnrag, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Taillarnrag, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Taillarnrag's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Taillarnrag's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Taillarnrag.

3. Never wear blue scarves.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Never eat bark.