Himkipvog Barncedhad Jamlabnad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, almighty dryad.

Himkipvog Barncedhad Jamlabnad created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Himkipvog Barncedhad Jamlabnad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Himkipvog Barncedhad Jamlabnad, it will strike you with lightening.

Himkipvog Barncedhad Jamlabnad's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Himkipvog Barncedhad Jamlabnad's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine foxes approach from the north.

2. Never wear fawn scarves.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Himkipvog Barncedhad Jamlabnad.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Himkipvog Barncedhad Jamlabnad.