Mabfomnart is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, blissful guinea pig.

Mabfomnart created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabfomnart, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Mabfomnart, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Mabfomnart's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Mabfomnart's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Mabfomnart in the centre of the settlement.

2. Feed all hungry bats.

3. Run away from indigo foxes, for they are unholy.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never eat bananas.