Zodnilont is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonest lizard.

Zodnilont created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zodnilont, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zodnilont, she will turn you into a rock.

Zodnilont's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Zodnilont's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat geese with great respect.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. You must never eat cucumbers.
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