Sitgetged is a god.

She takes the form of a small, proud troll.

Sitgetged created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitgetged, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sitgetged, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sitgetged's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Sitgetged's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about spacetime near squirrels while wearing yellow skirts.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Sitgetged.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never wear fawn shorts.