Ragcebman is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, ruthless swallow.

Ragcebman created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ragcebman, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ragcebman, he will turn you into a snail.

Ragcebman's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Ragcebman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Never eat tomatoes.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. You must love Ragcebman.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.