Likpod is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, happy dryad.

Likpod created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likpod, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Likpod, he will have a low opinion of you.

Likpod's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Likpod's Holy Commandments

1. Put Likpod first in all things.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Hide if five nematodes approach from the south.