Vansabfod is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, sage dragonfly.

Vansabfod created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vansabfod, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Vansabfod, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Vansabfod's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Vansabfod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Always obey Vansabfod's priests.

5. Do not hurt moths.