Pogyarpqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, generous whale.

Pogyarpqueeg created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogyarpqueeg, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pogyarpqueeg, he will turn you into a worm.

Pogyarpqueeg's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Pogyarpqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Put Pogyarpqueeg first in all things.

4. Never write about electromagnetism.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.