Tiflansab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy skunk.

Tiflansab created everything that exists six million years ago.

If you believe in Tiflansab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tiflansab, it will be very sad.

Tiflansab's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Tiflansab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about cats.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near ducks while wearing purple jumpers.
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