Tofster is a god.

It takes the form of a small, slow hedgehog.

Tofster created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tofster, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tofster, it will turn you into a frog.

Tofster's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Tofster's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Never paint your legs black.

3. Tofster loves cats, so they must be honoured.

4. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not drink alcohol.