Nuthadloop is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, almighty wyvern.

Nuthadloop created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuthadloop, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nuthadloop, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nuthadloop's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Nuthadloop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always help geese in need.

5. Never hurt porpoises.