Tadbifgod Canvolmatragsigflytarp is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, vain wren.

Tadbifgod Canvolmatragsigflytarp created humankind twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tadbifgod Canvolmatragsigflytarp, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tadbifgod Canvolmatragsigflytarp, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tadbifgod Canvolmatragsigflytarp's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Tadbifgod Canvolmatragsigflytarp's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry gulls.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Never feed rice to sharks while wearing magenta scarves.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.