Bembossvol is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, vain snake.

Bembossvol created silver four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bembossvol, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bembossvol, it will turn you into a puffin.

Bembossvol's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bembossvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never hurt bats.

5. Always help badgers.