Cibpopmin is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, charitable deer.

Cibpopmin created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibpopmin, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cibpopmin, she will refuse to believe in you.

Cibpopmin's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Cibpopmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Never eat carrots.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.