Zedlistxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, merciful snake.

Zedlistxuc created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zedlistxuc, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zedlistxuc, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Zedlistxuc's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Zedlistxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Never talk about horses.

4. Do not keep three whales in a large pit.

5. You must love Zedlistxuc.