Wegvondan is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, clever gnu.

Wegvondan created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegvondan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wegvondan, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wegvondan's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Wegvondan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never mention geese.

4. Never feed carrots to badgers while wearing scarves.

5. Wegvondan loves foxes, so they must be respected.