Mobtarpxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, capable wyrm.

Mobtarpxuck created a strange quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobtarpxuck, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mobtarpxuck, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Mobtarpxuck's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Mobtarpxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sheep.

2. Feed all hungry squirrels.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.