Nurlhimzag is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, thoughtless zebra.

Nurlhimzag created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlhimzag, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nurlhimzag, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Nurlhimzag's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Nurlhimzag's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never write about archaea.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.