Quimxinmum is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-powerful parrot.

Quimxinmum created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimxinmum, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quimxinmum, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Quimxinmum's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Quimxinmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near squirrels while wearing fawn corsets and balancing five silicon spheres on your face.

2. Always look after injured moths.

3. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Quimxinmum in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never wear red boots.

5. Never feed bananas to nematodes while wearing scarves.