Bankemaf is a god.

He takes the form of a large, generous fish.

Bankemaf created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bankemaf, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bankemaf, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bankemaf's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Bankemaf's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Never think about dark matter.

4. Always obey Bankemaf's priests.

5. Always stare at clouds.