Yogsawgutjop is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sapient gorilla.

Yogsawgutjop created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogsawgutjop, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yogsawgutjop, it will turn you into a rock.

Yogsawgutjop's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Yogsawgutjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near swans while wearing yellow shorts and balancing eight platinum spheres on your neck.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not make images of living things.