Pidcednarl is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, wise dove.

Pidcednarl created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidcednarl, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pidcednarl, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Pidcednarl's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Pidcednarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. Do not keep eight squirrels in a large pit.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Do not commit murder.