Bopstipwegsinbonkjonkim is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-powerful warg.

Bopstipwegsinbonkjonkim created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopstipwegsinbonkjonkim, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bopstipwegsinbonkjonkim, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bopstipwegsinbonkjonkim's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Bopstipwegsinbonkjonkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Retreat if six voles approach from the east.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not chop down trees.