Hugvanflagaf is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, fast cat.

Hugvanflagaf created water two years ago.

If you believe in Hugvanflagaf, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hugvanflagaf, he will refuse to believe in you.

Hugvanflagaf's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Hugvanflagaf's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always help ants in need.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not kill dolphins.