Gabspagbet is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, annoying mink.

Gabspagbet created water three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gabspagbet, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gabspagbet, she will cry a lot.

Gabspagbet's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Gabspagbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not hurt eagles.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Respect your elders.