Bapbagflowdapnellfobcen is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, able skunk.

Bapbagflowdapnellfobcen created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bapbagflowdapnellfobcen, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bapbagflowdapnellfobcen, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bapbagflowdapnellfobcen's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Bapbagflowdapnellfobcen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

2. Never sing in the presence of mites.

3. Never wear pink trousers.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Never mention rats.