Gephomzed Omtbestlargfutrowyatgat is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, resourceful naga.

Gephomzed Omtbestlargfutrowyatgat created the cosmos seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gephomzed Omtbestlargfutrowyatgat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gephomzed Omtbestlargfutrowyatgat, she will turn you into a snail.

Gephomzed Omtbestlargfutrowyatgat's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gephomzed Omtbestlargfutrowyatgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Hide from turquoise mites for they are unholy.

4. Gephomzed Omtbestlargfutrowyatgat loves dogs, so they must be respected.

5. Never skip in the presence of swans.