Kinxincar is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, selfish dragonfly.

Kinxincar created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinxincar, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kinxincar, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kinxincar's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Kinxincar's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

2. Never feed aubergines to nematodes while wearing black scarves.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Kinxincar loves dogs, so they must be honoured.