Stipwiknat is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonourable dragonfly.

Stipwiknat created light six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipwiknat, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Stipwiknat, it will have a low opinion of you.

Stipwiknat's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Stipwiknat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not speak about parsnips.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Erect four gold sculptures of Stipwiknat on top of important buildings.

5. Always look after injured porpoises.