Dossvadnak is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unfair hummingbird.

Dossvadnak created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossvadnak, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dossvadnak, he will try to impress you with trees.

Dossvadnak's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Dossvadnak's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dossvadnak's priests.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Fast once a month.

5. You must love Dossvadnak.