Dossvadnak is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unfair
hummingbird.
Dossvadnak created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dossvadnak, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Dossvadnak, he will try to impress you with trees.
Dossvadnak's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Dossvadnak's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Dossvadnak's priests.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.
4. Fast once a month.
5. You must love Dossvadnak.